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In honor of Nation Masturbation Month, I’m giving away some free sex toys and accessories!
I will be giving away some of the excess toys I have from EdenFantasys. One person will receive the grand prize including:- 1 “Pleasure Petals” pink cylindrical vibe
- 1 purple knobbed toy sleeve
- 2 Dental dams
- 1 Silicone Finger Bunny Vibe
- 1 mini H2O Peach flavored lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 condom lollipop
- 1 Single-use packet of toy cleaner
- Variety Pack of Condoms2 People will receive the second prize for female-bodied people including:
- 1 Adjustable vibrating egg bullet
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 Dental dam
- 1 Variety Pack of Condoms2 people will receive the second prize for male-bodied people, including:
- 1 vibrating cock/toy ring
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 “Cum Kleen” wipe (Mango)
- 1 Variety Pack of condomsTo enter to win one of these prizes, you must 1) Follow me, 2) Reblog this, and 3) comment on your reblogged post whether you prefer the male-bodied or female-bodied themed packs. Giveaway winners will be picked on May 31st. Thanks!
*Condom Case color may differ
I am a vagina owner. :)
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funny face: happy, shocked, surprised, horrified
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What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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THIS IS LITERALLY ME IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE, AND FORM
this is actually me
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Just because most people don’t know, a lot of the time, when you have an abortion, this is what you’re getting rid of:
OH LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE BABY.
^ This.
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“I think if anyone tells you the odds are slim, just keep walking. Just do whatever the hell you want to do, because they don’t know what they’re talking about. When you love something, and you work really really hard at it, you can do it.”
UGH I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUH-HUH-HUCHHH
→ Melissa McCarthyShe is so so beautiful.
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